If you ever wanted rose tinted glasses for your tongue, try some miracle berries. These babies turn bitter or sour stuff into the sweetest shit ever. Apparently, there are no other side effects. It just makes some food you’d normally not eat so much of taste a whole lot better. Which is bad if you ate a box of lemons cos that much citric acid ain’t that good for you. The berries contain the protein miraculin, which alters the way your tastebuds think. You can also get this in a pill form. Do not try with beer is what I was told. Other good suggestions involve honeydew and oral sex although results may vary.