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Hahaha. I went and got myself a pair of Wayfarers after my glasses lost one of the stem thingeys that support the frame off your nose bridge or whatever. They’re actually the new wayfarer, not the super classic vintagey squarer one. I like these cos they’re round and I haven’t had round glasses since my Primary 6 photo that went onto my ID card and forever raises a chuckle from all and sundry.

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I wonder if I can pull off a modern chonmage like the one above… I am so sick of my stupid parted hair that I’ve had since ‘96. No matter how I style it, it just pops back into the parting, only varying by length. So annoying and looks so stupid when I wear a cap at work, which is like always, cos the sideburns stick out and there’s the longish crap at the back. Recent experiment trying to grow my hair long culminated in disaster. I think I looked like shit for 6 months. I trimmed it recently but now I’m back to old boringness. Only the sideburns, fringe and back are all so long. I hate my hair.
Oh yea, just thought I’d pass the buck on these leather jackets. Top notch quality shit from Aussie label Vincent & Vincent. I’m only telling you this because they’re having a super sale on their jackets at almost half price. I was kinda eyeing the black nubuck work jacket myself but just can’t justify it considering I’m sitting in my undies cos it’s so hot right now. But still, $360 versus the retail $600 is tempting.
But seriously, if you want a great jacket, get one of these. They fit real slim and short though, but shoot them an email and they’ll sort you out. Sale lasts till end of the month if I’m not wrong.

This is mostly applied to women in Sydney, although I reckon you’ll find these problems are prevalent elsewhere too. Girls, why do you wear the following?
- Uggs? I always get the “they’re comfy” answer but the same girls will also jump at a nice pair of heels. Que?
- Pleather tights. It is horrible when the weakass material gets stretched out and you get this saggy ass look.
- The Pocahontas headband. Just confuses me. Ethnically and politically.
- High waisted bottoms. Your waist is where your waist is, not where your tits are.
- Jeggings. Super stretch anything already looks bad as pants. Why do you want fake denim that is overstretched and wear them underwear as outerwear style?
- Shorts/Short Skirts in cold weather with leggings underneath. I mean mid thigh at the longest as well. Wrong weather concepts hello?
- Rabens. Not just girls but people still wear these? The Chinese slave children who make these welcome your charity. $20???
- Crocs. These are like Uggs, only uglier.
- Titless chicks wearing maxi dresses. If you ain’t aphrodite, you can’t wear it babe.
- Country Road duffles. Why does everyone, boy or girl buy these? It’s like the only CR item that anyone buys??? They ain’t cheap either.
I guess I probably know a little too much about chick fashion but I really cannot stand to see most of the shit up there. It’s not that they can’t look good on some girls but most people do it all wrong and some are just totally whack. Guys have shit fashion trends too but they tend to look awful most of the time anyway and I don’t look at guys. I want to delight in the beauty and splendour of the female form and not avert my gaze because it’s shrouded in sartorial depravity.
Do me a favor and burn that shit.
One of the things I love about proxying stuff from overseas is ripping up the boxes and packages when you receive them. Kinda like pressies you send yourself hahaha. It’s that kid on x’mas morning steez I’m talking about. The latest one I got is my supplementary Uniqlo supply and I find myself best pleased with what I got.
The first thing I found on top were the U+J chinos, which were slightly shiny because it’s very slight stretch satin and they fit awesome. I was really worried about these ones cos I’ve got thunder thighs and anyone who’s played footie with me would probably attest to that. Thank god I got in and they don’t squeeze anything either, if you know what I mean. I just need maybe an inch or two off the hem. I like the black piping hiding the stitching on the inside and the black herringbone stripe pockets, great contrast with the khaki.
The second object I found was the long sleeved tee, which also fit fine but I’m not sure it’s really my style. Probably gonna use it as a layering piece in wintertime. Love the raw hems. If it were transparent, it could pass off as a slightly more structured Rick Owens kinda thing.
Then I plucked out the Kiminori Morishita Parka I posted before. It’s browner than I thought but It’s super awesome. I am amazed at how an item that costs me $100 after shipping and fees is produced so well and packed so well. For starters, the zipper had this little bit of plastic trim to protect the fabric from getting scratched. In fact, all the buttons came with some plasticĀ sheathing to protect the buttons. Whilst it probably doesn’t make that much difference and it doesn’t cost that much, it still took someone time and money and the desire to put little bits of plastic to try to ensure that the sub $100 item gets to its customer as perfect as possible. Then there’s the super details on the jacket itself. It comes with a zip flap to hide the buttons and zipper. That flap is double lined. One lining is for the buttons and the top piece covers it. To make sure the top piece ain’t flapping around, exposing the buttons and defeating the purpose, it’s sorta sectioned off and held down by some stitching which is barely noticeable. The arms have got 2 little darts where the elbows are, which accentuates the sleeves when you bend your arms. If they weren’t there, there’d be more fabric bunching, which is undesirable. The pockets come with fleece lining so they feel super soft and warm and comfy. Imagine the middle of winter and you stick your hands in. The stitching overall also looks and feels solid when you tug and pull. I cannot believe that this was 5990 yen on sale in Japan when I snapped it up. Best value parka ever and I will never freeze to death with the fur lined hood and quilted interior. At least not in Sydney anyway.
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I just got this shirt and 3 others in the mail like 2 days ago. I have to say the fit is sex. So slim and perfect in the shoulders, arms… It’s like Jil Sander measured my body or something I dunno. Also really love the cute small collar and the fabric, omg, feels so much better than the paltry $50/60 bucks I forked over suggests. Wear it tucked in formal with some chinos or tucked out with skinny jeans or maybe even some neutral colors/khaki/khaki green for the boomz. I await the S/S collection with bated breath. Didn’t take long for me to jump on the stretch satin pants/chinos given the quality of the shirt. It’s freakin’ amaze base for the money, bang for yo buck, lotsa mileage and in these cost conscious times, it makes perfect sense.
Fast fashion for less, constructed well, good materials, amazing fit… This is seriously next level Uniqlo, pushing the bar hella high right now Ms. Sander is. Dope dope dope.
I’ll admit I had no idea what this movie was about when I queued it. I just went by the fact that it had a famous director, Aki Kaurismaki and a ridiculous title. Turns out I wasn’t going to be disappointed. Leningrad Cowboys Go America is one helluva hoot. The story starts somewhere in mother Russia or some random Eastern European locale where the Leningrad Cowboys are auditioning for a music producer. He turns them down on account of the fact that their folky pop wasn’t commercial enough, but sends them to his cousin in America, where they’ll “take any crap”. So guided by the selfish svengali of a manager they have, the band heads to the US & A.
It’s essentially a road movie that has a bit of a political slant to it. Given that it came out in ‘89, you realise much of the film satirizes the Cold War and the stereotypes of life under Communism and Democracy. But don’t bother about that nonsense. The film is funny in and of itself. From the first moment I set eyes on the Cowboys, I knew this was gonna be good. Must be something to do with the uber exaggerated Elvis pomps they wear on their heads or maybe their foot (as in the measurement) long pointy shoes.




Upon arriving in Nueva York, they audition again only to learn that the musical style the people like in America is something called rock n roll. The brilliant, if ruthless, manager realises they need to adapt to survive and asks the band “Have you ever heard of rock and roll?” “No”, the band reply. “Study this book.” is the sagely advice from the manager. From there, they head South towards Mexico where another cousin has a wedding lined up, adapting their music along the way, from rock and roll to country to mariachi.
They get into plenty of hijinks and I’ve forgotten to mention that they also brought along their frozen stiff bassist (he died practicing outdoors the night before their big audition back home) along for the trip. They strap him to the top of a car they buy from Jim Jarmusch in a cameo role and the manager even uses the coffin to store Budweisers. They also get into jail at one point where they get out by doing a blue man group impersonation. Released presumably because they were too annoying, as evidenced by the fact that the warden was wearing ear muffs when he let them go, asking them never to come back.

Throughout all this, the band is almost completely deadpan, which adds to the hilarity because how is it possible that grown men wearing fake wigs and silly shoes and zoot suits could keep straight faces when they have to reminisce about former loves, like tractors in the old farm or sing songs about the times when they were farmers on a collective.
I am very much inclined, at this point, to check out Aki Kaurismaki a whole lot more. Even if I know that this film is a departure from his usual thing. Or maybe I should start with the sequel to this film, also by Kaurismaki, Leningrad Cowboys meet Moses. Or maybe the band itself.
Incu are bringing UK fast fashion giants Topshop to Sydney, where they’ll take over the second floor of Incu Paddo. I’m still waiting for a Uniqlo or H&M to open. Somewhere like 5 metres from my house would be good.
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So Australia’s a little quick on time but the Jil Sander for Uniqlo collection, U+J is out Stateside today and the day after in Japan. Not sure about Singapore but I don’t think they’re gonna get the full collection. I think a lot of people are craving the Chesterfield coat. Or probably the high collar military style coat or the hooded dual material version. Check those out on the Product Explorer. Me, I’d just like some simple basic stuff.


Starting with the “suit set” in navy. They’ve also got a wool flannel blazer with a peaked lapel.

And this navy chambray shirt.

This ain’t the JS collabo but the Kiminori Morishita one, a fishtail parka in Olive.
BoO has this new photoshoot for their F/W 2009 collection with Jason Schwartzmann hamming it up as a Godard character.



