Right, so I’m dead set on keeping my hair long, tying it into a topknot-ish thingamajig and trying to keep shaving until I develop a worthy beard someday. Perhaps when I’m 40, I will finally be steezy. Like Hiroki.

Also, the interviewer sounds like one half of the Aunts in The Simpsons when she says “BOWHOWS MENTAHLATY…” in a supergruff voice that gets me cracking.