I wonder if I can pull off a modern chonmage like the one above… I am so sick of my stupid parted hair that I’ve had since ’96. No matter how I style it, it just pops back into the parting, only varying by length. So annoying and looks so stupid when I wear a cap at work, which is like always, cos the sideburns stick out and there’s the longish crap at the back. Recent experiment trying to grow my hair long culminated in disaster. I think I looked like shit for 6 months. I trimmed it recently but now I’m back to old boringness. Only the sideburns, fringe and back are all so long. I hate my hair.