I totally wanna be Michael James, Peter O’Toole’s character in Woody Allen’s scripting and acting debut film, “What’s New Pussycat?”. He plays a suave playboy who desperately wants to settle down but can’t because he keeps getting distracted by a harem of beautiful women. The “problem” started when he was 12 and romanced his teacher till now when he’s basically a fashion editor surrounded by scores of lovelies. I basically want the surrounded by scores of lovelies without the wanting to settle down bit. He’s also hella steezy.

That’s Peter Sellers on the left, by the way, playing a psychoanalyst who combines Austin Powers with Lord Farquaad.

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