So I just watched Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead and don’t have a clue why people could stand to watch it. It’s so freakin’ stupid. Everything is inexplicably illogical and just dumb. From the vacationing in a cabin to the plant rape scene or the stop motion effects and deep focus camera… Everything was so dumb.

But I ain’t about to make a post just to diss a movie. No. If anything, watching the film has reaffirmed a desire within me. The need for a pair of lowtop wallabees like Bruce Campbell has, only his soles are like worn to the ground.