I thought Gerber was a baby food company. I didn’t know they made knives to kill people with. Anyway, after a brief search online, I feel that their milspec aesthetic falls mostly in line with my tech ninja dreams. Which knife is the question though. Looking for a compact, folding, preferably all black knife that’s compact but deadly when going up against thin plastic film. Options are:

  • Gerber Torch II Tanto (most badass looking)
  • Gerber EAB Lite (smallest but not black)
  • Gerber Paraframe I Black (cool handle)
Also really want this tripod multitool that’s coming out next year!